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Thursday, September 15, 2011

How I Rate the Movies



This is the Key to my Scientific Movie Rating System
-Worst=six smelly socks,
-Torture but not the worst=4 smelly socks,
-I watched it but only because it was free=2 smelly socks,
-Not too bad but I wouldn't pay for it=1 cheap beer,
-Bordering on pretty decent=2 cheap beers,
-I'd pay to watch this one!=3 cheap beers,
-And the pinnacle of the Library DVD bin selection/and semi intoxicating, the coveted award !!!!=4cheap beers.

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