Chainsaw

I want to thank you for your invitation
To play music at your place
I don’t want y’all to worry
But I might be
A little bit late.

Chainsaw, chainsaw
Put a hole in my knee
Chainsaw, chainsaw
Happened so quick
They say it’ll heal
It was only a nick.

five stitches and some bandages
and the doctor says it looks great
so I’m comin’ to play
that bluegrass music
though I might be a tad bit late.

Chainsaw, chainsaw
Keep away from me
Chainsaw, chainsaw
Leave me my hands
So I can play music
With the bluegrass band.